Hillbilly's Medical Terminology

Artery:The study of fine paintings

Barium: What you do when CPR fails

Benign:what you are after you be eight

Cesarean Section:A district in Rome

Colic:A sheep dog

Coma:A punctuation mark

Congenial:Friendly

Dilate:To live long

Fester:quicker

G. I. Series:Baseball games between teams of soldiers

Morbid:a higher offer

Nitrate:lower than day rate

Node:was aware of

Organic:church musician

Outpatient:a person who has fainted

Post-Operative:a letter carrier

Protein:in favor of young people

Secretion:hiding anything

Serology:study of English knighthood

Tumor:an extra pair

Urine:opposite of you're out

Varicose veins:veins which are very close together